20 Adult Beverage Pairings for Soul-Crushing Adult Chores

  1. 2011 Chateau Ste. Michelle Cabernet Sauvignon (SRP: $11)  // Un-sending automatic LinkedIn requests to everyone in your Gmail contacts
  2. NV Andre “Champagne” (SRP: $5) // Hosing dog barf off back patio, July
  3. Georges Dubœf Beaujolais Nouveau (SRP: $13) // Cleaning frozen burrito cheese off oven floor, day before Thanksgiving
  4. Abita Purple Haze Raspberry Wheat Beer (SRP: $8/6 bottles) // Dusting behind every Nintendo system ever made
  5. 2014 Gabbiano Chianti Classico (SRP: $13) // Take-home new-hire paperwork for job in no way related to your college major
  6. 2011 Oyster Bay Sauvignon Blanc (SRP: $10) // Setting up automatic bill pay with student loan company that bought your loan from the last student loan company
  7. Evan Williams Pre-Mixed Bourbon Eggnog (SRP: $10) // Working Christmas Eve because all co-workers requested vacation 8 months ago
  8. Bud Light (SRP: $15/ 18 cans) // Internet shopping for reasonably priced wall art
  9. Water (SRP: Free) // Weeding the organic garden you put in three months ago & just remembered you had
  10. Whatever Your Sister-in-Law Has in The Fridge (SRP: Free) // Wasting cell data streaming cartoons for fidgety 5 year old nephew
  11. Seattle Cider Dry Cider (SRP: $12/ 4 tallboy cans) // Finding non-misogynistic comedians to follow on Twitter
  12. Moët & Chandon Brut Rose Champagne (SRP: $60) // Lamenting
  13. 2014 Pallas Tempranillo (SRP: $7)// Sobbing while setting up inexpensive wireless router
  14. Hip flask of pre-mixed Cosmopolitans (SRP: dignity) // Neighbor-across-the-street’s fourth baby shower in six years
  15. 2011 Williams Selyem Pinot Noir Weir Vineyard (SRP: $100) // Impressing wine-snob in-laws
  16. Bailey’s Irish coffee (SRP: $28) // Taking boss’s online driving school for him, after work, so his insurance doesn’t go up for his 5th moving violation
  17. Coppola Vineyards Sofia Minis (SRP: $18/4 cans) // Facebook stalking everyone whose name you can remember from middle school
  18. Basically any Chardonnay at the grocery store (SRP: ~$8) // Debating going to grad school
  19. Dalmore 12 Year, neat (SRP: $68) // Calling Time Warner Cable
  20.  Vodka & Soda (SRP: $1 tipped to rental hall bartender) // Wedding where you know no other guest


SEE ALSO: Beverage Pairings for Netflix and Wine Pairings for BBQs and Picnics

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